Joke of the day

Jokes & Humor


 

Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!


DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE

 

BAR THEDA
When you rearrange the letters:
ARAB DEATH

 

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

 

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

 

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

 

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

 

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

 

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

 

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

 

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

 

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

 

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

 

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

 

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

 

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

 

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER