HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS
                                FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

    One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!!


  Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding the need$ of u$. We are worker$ who have given $o

                             much $upport including $weat and  $ervice to your company .
                              I am $ure you will gue$$ what I meant and re$pond $oon.


                          Your$ $incerely,

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:



I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing 

 NOticably well . NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther

recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. I have  NOthing more to add  NOw. You kNOw what I mean .

                                             ---- Your Boss.